Joe Piscopo did the best Sinatra impersonation and a pretty good Bruce Springstein too! My favorite line in the first skit below is when Frank says "The Beatle kid, what's his name, the one that looks like a broad". And in the second bit I love the way he sings "change has come....THUMB!".
Friday, October 17, 2014
Monday, October 13, 2014
|Cover Star-John Drew Barrymore-1932-2004|
John Drew Barrymore, son of John, father of Drew and nephew of Lionel and Esther, had a hell of a lot going for him, including a great head of hair-check his quiff in the picture above. Unfortunately his temperament, family demons/addiction and harsh initial criticisms led to him blowing some good opportunities, missing out on others and consequently not really blooming into the actor he might have been. Many of the films he did appear in aren't readily available for viewing today, but one of my favorites, High School Confidential, luckily is on DVD.
In the clip from the film below Barrymore's character, J.I. Coleridge, takes over class while the teacher is out and delivers a Lord Buckley inspired rap to the hip (and square) kiddies about Columbus (the hippest!) and Queen Isabella (the swingin'est chick in the whole mutha kingdom)!! You know the whole "new world" bit! Man, wish I'd had classmates like him, school could have been so much more fun!
Another memorable scene from High School Confidential is cult actress Phillipa Fallon performing her beatnik poem "High School Drag". "Tomorrow.... drag!" "The future is a flake!" It's a classic. And dig old Uncle Fester (Jackie Coogan) rocking on the piano behind her! Jesus, what a movie! Coogan plays a heavy in it too.
Hell, the whole movie is classic, it opens with Jerry Lee Lewis performing the title song on the back bed of a truck, has a completely ludicrous pot "addiction" leads to heroin addiction plot, features tons of interesting actors/cult figures like Russ Tamblyn (a real life Beat, Semina contributor, future West Side Story star, not to mention brother of a Standell), Mamie Van Doren (va va boom!), Charles Chaplin Jr. and Michael Landon. Best of all is how the film recklessly conflates Juvenile Delinquents and Beatniks in a gleefully ridiculous and frankly irresistible fashion. This film and Blackboard Jungle are definitely J.D. 101.
Oh Columbus, how were you and Bella to know how things would turn out?! You were just trying to make it East by swinging West. Y'all probably never turned your eyes inside and dug the vacuum- then again, what is truth? Happy Columbus Day!!!
I've never heard the phrase "full of fun" sound so lascivious as it does coming from the mouth of Miss Van Doren in the clip below, makes me think she was implying he was full of something else. She's very funny throughout the movie, but especially in this scene.
Friday, October 10, 2014
Friday, September 26, 2014
|Waiting for a mission, getting softer|
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Martin Sheen is one of my favorite actors and though he hasn't gotten a lot of great parts throughout his career, parts equal to his considerable talent, he did star in two of the best films of the 1970's- Badlands and Apocalypse Now- arguably two of the best films ever. Apocalypse Now works on so many different levels, it's both an outward and inward journey, literal and metaphorical. The film is a masterpiece of atmosphere, a tone piece that you can sink deep inside, it's completely hypnotic and succeeds magnificently in recreating the main character's inward trip, into the heart of darkness, in the viewer.
It's impossible to imagine anyone portraying Captain Willard more effectively that Sheen with all the subtle notes in his performance, the way his eyes and voice allow you into the character's mind and soul. Throughout the majority of the film Willard is passive, an observer, but Sheen is able to masterfully convey the changes happening internally in the character as the movie progresses. Steve McQueen was who Coppola originally envisioned as Willard but he turned down the part due to the long shooting schedule outside of America, and Harvey Keitel began the film's initial shoot in the role but was let go after Coppola viewed the rushes and was unhappy with his performance.
I've watched this film countless times, and while the theatrical cut is still the go to version, the redux cut is interesting once you've become acquainted with the film as released, in particular the French Plantation scene, which is the only part of the redux that might have significantly added to the strength of the theatrical release- though it is a considerable detour from the journey down river. I highly recommend the three disc Blu-Ray that includes both versions of the film as well as the making of documentary Hearts of Darkness. These films can be watched again and again, always revealing different layers and nuances. It's truly a psychedelic film about what was in many ways a psychedelic war.
It's important to note that film as we know it, including the final narration and the majority of the sound elements, was shaped through a torturous post-production editing process that took close to two years to complete. So the somewhat secret heroes of the film are people like Walter Murch, Richard Beggs, Carmine Coppola (who composed the score) and Michael Herr. Peter Cowie's book, The Apocalypse Now Book, provides fascinating insight into the whole film including this post-production process. A favorite quote in the book from Murch regarding the use of the Doors' song "The End"- "There was no connection other than a very deep bond between the psyche of Jim Morrison and the psyche of the film".
My favorite scene from Apocalypse remains the opening Saigon scene which contains segments that were largely improvised by Sheen on his 36th birthday after a day of drinking. During the filming of this scene he reportedly had a breakdown ("my heart is broken") and accidentally cut his hand on a mirror but demanded that Coppola continue shooting. That scene and the behind the scenes cut from the documentary Hearts of Darkness follows. Kinda reminds me of every morning at my house trying to get ready for work, heh. Austin, shit, I'm still only in Austin.
"Everyone gets everything he wants. I wanted a mission, and for my sins, they gave me one. Brought it up to me like room service. It was a real choice mission, and when it was over, I never wanted another." Captain Benjamin Willard
The shot after he cuts himself and is crying and raises his head back reminds me of renderings of the passion of Christ.
Monday, September 22, 2014
|John Cusack smokes in 1983's Class-apologies if this GIF is annoying it does seem to be in time to the songs|
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Finishing off our 1980's themed month, here's a compilation of pop singles from the years 1981 to 1983. These songs were mainly taken from the 1980's box set that Rhino put out back in the early 2000's which is now out of print. I distilled my favorite songs from the two discs that covered these three years and then tried to place them in an order that had a nice flow, it's not chronological. I definitely prefer the first half of the 80's to the second, with 1980-83 being my favorite years. Unfortunately if I had included songs from 1980 the mix would have gotten too long, plus in some ways it feels like a decade doesn't really get started till about a year into it.
This mix was also inspired by the book I Want My MTV: The Uncensored Story of the Music Video Revolution a good if somewhat trashy read that is, like its subject, light, silly and fun.Videos were important in breaking almost all of the songs in this mix, so below is the track listing along with, when available, the video. I've used some pictures from the movie Class in this post because it reminds me so much of the same period that the mix covers.
1. Goodbye to You- Scandal- Patti Smyth was awful cute. I wish more girls went for cute rather than trashy. What's up with the guitar player in this one? Is that the dude she's telling goodbye to, hope so. The keyboard player is funny too, nothing says ROCK like a fuckin' keyboard solo! Come to think of it looks like she's telling both of them to get lost.
2. Tainted Love- Soft Cell- Looks like someone's throwing a bit of a hissy fit! Why, he's absolutely livid! Cute little kid in the video, hope she didn't get too creeped out by Marc Almond. I know I feel a bit traumatized just from watching it.
Soft Cell - Tainted Love from bsi_pacs on Vimeo.
3. Bettie Davis Eyes- Kim Carnes- This song was written by Jackie DeShannon, so no wonder it's great. I had the single as a kid, with a picture sleeve I think. "Pure as New York snow" was almost the name of this post.
4. Don't You Want Me- The Human League- "Mother bought him a synthesizer, got the human league in to advise her". That Undertones lyric is what comes to my mind whenever I think of the Human League. Anycase this is a clever little song, good alternating viewpoint boy/girl lyrics. And I don't think she wants you, usually when a woman's done, she's done.
5. Hungry Like The Wolf- Duran Duran- Duran Duran were massively popular when I was in Jr. High, and their fans were almost all girls. I didn't like record at the time, but in more recent years I've come to love the whole Rio album. Their first record's pretty good too, but the ones after Rio are the pits. I love how the whole album, Rio, has a colonial/Indiana Jones hanging out in the tropics in linen and safari gear feel, heh. What can I say I'm a white man. White's the new Black, right?
6. Words- Missing Persons- Careful the questions you ask Bozzio. There's a story in that MTV book about Dale giving head to some MTV executive while the band were on set or in the MTV building for an interview.
Boy, if she thought people didn't listen back then she should see things nowadays, everybody just staring at their phones.
7. Jessie's Girl- Rick Springfield- In the aforementioned MTV book there's much talk about how videos developed "progressed" into little films with a narrative and how mimed performance videos quickly became lame. Yet, I gotta say in general I prefer the miming to the stupid ass story lines. This one mixes the two approaches to good effect. My favorite part is when Rick starts fucking up the medicine cabinet mirror with his guitar. Nice guitar solo too, short and sweet.
"She's loving him with that body I just know it" never assume my man, maybe they're just really good friends that like to spend the night at each other's house, could be totally platonic. "I feel so dirty when they start talking cute, I wanna tell her that I love her but the point is probably moot". Kinda makes me want Jessie's girl. Why can't I find a woman like that?
8. Centerfold- J. Geil's Band- This is a great story song in the classic pop tradition. The milk in the snare drum bit at the end of the video is funny. I used to see this video all the time on MTV, and the whole record, Freeze Frame, was a big hit with the kids down at my neighborhood swimming pool. The local pool had a 7-11 right across the street with tons of comic books, bubblegum cards, rock mags and a Defender arcade game along with a couple of other video games. Man I loved the smell of that place, some combination of bubble gum, chlorine and slurpees.
How did Peter Wolfe get Faye Dunaway to marry him? Some guys have all the luck.
9. Genius of Love- The Tom Tom Club- "What cha gonna do when you get out of jail?" Probably do some more drugs.
10. Down Under- Men at Work- Damn if I'm not craving a vegemite sandwich.
11. Twilight Zone-Golden Earring- This is an awesome noirish rock track, and there's boobies in the video! What's not to like? For the record I'm into subjectifying women, so don't trip.
12. Dancing With Myself- Billy Idol- Billy Idol is definitely a guilty pleasure for me- well I don't feel that guilty, just when he does that lip curl thing too much. It's funny how he's always acting like he's a tough guy about to kick ass, but when you look at him he's a little dude, not muscular at all and the tiniest shoulders I've ever seen. Maybe he knows judo? As for the video, damn the 80's were so post-apocalyptic. If I'm following the video correctly it looks like he uses the generator on top of the building to harness his libidinal energy into power blasts that knock the zombies off the rooftop. Pretty cool!
13. Rock This Town- Stray Cats- These guys were solid and Brian Setzer is an ace guitarist. Anybody that loves Eddie Cochran and Gene Vincent that much is okay in my book. In the video I wish he would have kicked that one guy's ass, the one with the shitty mustache and jacket, like he was threatening too in the lyrics.
14. Mickey- Toni Basil- Robert Christgau seems obsessed with this song being about taking it up the ass cause of that one line about "anyway you want me, i'll take it like a man"- maybe Christgau's an ass man.
15. I Want Candy- Bow Wow Wow- This is actually an improvement on the original, Matthew Ashman was an amazing guitarist, R.I.P.- the whole band was so unique.
16. Maneater- Hall & Oates- Maybe I'm taking this title too literally but I think that if all men (or at least me) could get blown on a daily basis the world would be a much more relaxed and beautiful place. Just a thought, planting seeds! In the words of Buddy Bradley "this feast or famine shit is strictly for the birds".
17. 867-5309- Tommy Tutone- Did he make nine a three or four syllable word?
18. Harden My Heart- Quarterflash- I hate it when girls harden their hearts, it means among other things you are no longer getting any and most likely in the words of your boy Stephen Sondheim it's time to send in the motherfuckin' clowns (the original title for that broadway gem)!
Anyway this one's got a wailing sax and I really dig the falsetto delivery on the line "darling in my wildest dreams". All kinds of random stuff going on in the background of this video; torch jugglers, acrobatics and midgets. Midgets were all the rage in the 80's, probably the influence of Diamond Dave.
19. Love Plus One- Haircut 100- More sax! So fresh and so clean. Preppies, I dig the style but draw the line at tying a sweater around my neck.
20. Come on Eileen- Dexys Midnight Runners- These guys mean a lot to British folks of a certain age, but personally I find Kevin Rowland rather po-faced and strident- his voice and vocal mannerisms really grate on me nerves, that being said this is an undeniably great song. And the Dexys were certainly an improvement on his punk band the Killjoys, boy they were terrible. Takes all kinds I guess.
The voice over in the trailer for Class is bizarre, not sure what the idea was, sounds like a little kid.
Thursday, September 18, 2014
No one has uploaded the whole film so here are some of my favorite bits. The Circle Jerks are probably my absolute favorite performance in the film. This will hopefully one day get a legitimate DVD release, I'm sure the clearance issues are a nightmare. Thanks to Eric Idle for inspiring the title of this post and helping me laugh through the bleakest shit life has thrown at me so far.
Tuesday, September 16, 2014
|Wait, what country did you say these outfits would get us laid in?|
Why don't "they" release this on DVD? It's muy bueno!
|Early 1980's Banana Republic catalog|